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Flagellan

Discovering stuff, but in a roundabout/meandering/gooey/semi-tard way. A moniker for an exploratory, but inaccurate and possibly clumsy person. Can also be used like a verb. A combination of the verb "to flagellate" and the explorer Magellan.
I was a total Flagellan as I made my through the unfamiliar neighborhood.

I flagellan-ed through the huge mall, unsure where I was going.
by bl4cksh33p February 7, 2010
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Corporate Flagellate

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit
Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate
by The Pole22 August 6, 2020
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flagellant

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.
The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.
by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013
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feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.
This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!
by Telephony October 10, 2016
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Flagellum

Often used to represent Hair-like structures on cells, but is also a good alternative for f*ck when your hurt yourself
Example 1: Wow look at that flagellum on that cell!

Example 2: Sebastian: ahh FLAGELLUM!
Charles Carmichael: What did you stub your toe? Good alternative for f*ck!
by Sexy Mini Stud Muffin April 26, 2009
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flagellant

Someone who flagellates her or himself. In particular, a religious ascetic/masochist who attempts to attain a sublime state or to purge disease or sin through whipping or beating her or himself with ropes, chains and/or flails.

In the Warhammer fantasy battle game, flagellants are a type of special unit available to human armies who wield chains/flails, wear no armour and are immune to psychological effects such as fear.
"Oh no! It's flagellants, whipping themselves into a frenzy as usual"
(Warhammer: Dark Omen)
by Andy April 28, 2004
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flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.
Flagella Shmalella.
by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003
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