flagella

Hairy thing that makes cells move.

Flagella Shmalella.

flagella by Cheesy Sam October 8, 2003

Flagella

The tail on many bacteria that helps it move

The scientist observed on the protozoa that it had an abnormal flagella on it.

Flagella by Flagellah May 29, 2013

flagella

What i am going to do to Nickel's face...

I'll flagella your face

flagella by dave October 20, 2003

Flagella fuck 

Doing a person between the scrunchi and the head in a ponytail.

I am going to Flagella fuck her

Flagella fuck by B0rne May 26, 2008

Flying Flagella

A phrase you proclaim when you are excited and/or upset about a certain thing. Flagella is a bacterial, slender threadlike structure, like a spermatozoa. Replacement phrase for fuck.

Dude 1: Dude, your girlfriend is pregnant.

Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA
I THOUGHT I WAS GAY
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Dude 1: Dude, I'm pregnant.
Dude 2: HOLY FLYING FLAGELLA DUDE

Flying Flagella by KatAttack716 February 20, 2017

Corporate Flagellate 

When corporations - in an attempt to sell more shit - call out their own sins in front of the world and what they're doing to make it better - when, in reality, they're just trying to sell more shit

Brandon: Yo Ron, you see that new Burger King commercial with the farting cows?
Ron: Yeah man, the message was wack but the song was crack.
Brandon: Man, Burger King is such a corporate flagellate

Corporate Flagellate by The Pole22 August 6, 2020

flagellant 

People who, after the Black Death Plague in the 1300's, were both grief stricken and believed they had commited great sins. They would beat themselves with sticks and whips and such as punishment for their sins.

The Black Death brought Flagellants after it had taken its toll on the European cities.

flagellant by chocolatecatzzz April 9, 2013