Flumor

Flumor is the combination of the two words flu and humor: It relates to the created humor about the various flus and the flu season. This humor about the flu can be either in text or pictures.

Flumor goes something like the following:

3 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the cow . . . Mad Cow disease.

2 years ago, Chinese calendar year of the bird . . . Avian flu.

This year, Chinese calendar year of the pig . . . Swine flu.

Next year is the year of the cock!!! Am I worried???

by theartfull November 24, 2009

Fluoride Vampire

A Fluoride Vampire is one who refuses to remove their head from the sand. One who cannot wrap their tiny mind around proven facts, even when it is shown to them. Educating his/herself is not an option as they are perfectly content with remaining ignorant because of an infallibility complex which they suffer from, or perhaps it is simply a lack of intelligence and lack of a sense of humility. In short; a Fluoride Vampire is someone who is beyond help and engaging in prolonged discussions with said Fluoride Vampire should be avoided at all costs as to not become afflicted with Fluoride Vampire syndrome which usually leads to severe brain rot and overly passive behaviours such as agreeing to allow the police into their home without a search warrant as well as giving up other constitutional rights.

Fluoride Vampire #1: "The Police recently investigated themselves and found they were not guilty of any wrongdoing. They then cleared themselves of all charges. This proves without a shadow of a doubt that they are innocent, law-abiding citizens just like everyone else."

Fluoride Vampire #2: "Sounds totally legit. Thanks for clearing that up."

by Higzy Teflon May 23, 2013

fluorine silver

This is a periodic table joke that translates into "FAg" |Fluorine (F)|Silver (Ag)|

your a real fluorine silver

by God_Of_Griefers July 23, 2016

fluoride stare

An expressionless yet slightly angered gaze given in malice or disgust by a large group of people, upon hearing of something the average person finds unbelievable or unsatisfactory, especially conspiracy theories. It is called the fluoride stare due to a popular conspiracy theory that the Government puts toxic fluoride in water to control the mass population.

I was into 20 minutes of flat earth and chill but then they gave me the fluoride stare

by Really_Racist_Man.com June 4, 2019

flumoniagitis

This is a combination of Influenza and Pneumonia that results in a case of Laryngitis. Worse than Flumonia because it lasts for weeks sometimes months.

After having Flumonia I wound up losing my voice for weeks from all the coughing and hacking. This is now known as flumoniagitis.

by Mrenigma1122 December 19, 2009

Fluorescent Adolescent

1. A song by the Arctic Monkeys.

2. a child who, through overexposure to television, movies and music, grows up too quickly and without substance. By the time they are around 13 they believe they are ready for sex, alcohol, and drugs. The later feel remorse for the childhood that they skipped over.

1. Fluorescent Adolescent is my favourite song from Favourite Worst Nightmare.

2. If you let your child sit infront of the tv everynight he's going to become a fluorescent adolescent.

by Sanna C. November 1, 2008

Flumongu7s

It has a silent 7. The word you use for anything, or if you cant think of a word to use.

''That car is flumongu7s''
''Where is he, he has been gone for a flumongu7s amount of time''
''when I get home im just going to flumongu7s''

by alijkf April 10, 2013