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Floyo

A really hot girl that you see. It is pronounced "Flow-Yo".
"The new girl at school is a floyo"
by Achalaye May 17, 2021
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Flocoon

Very old colloquialism for a single snowflake. See also flother.
White Christmas? I’ve not seen so much as a flocoon.
by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016
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Flayoui

Your dick goes Threw a stage we’re it starts growing, growling and groaning, Also you have a sudden urge to moan.
Oi mate you getting a bit flayoui” Yeh cunt fuck off
by Dee yadish nuts March 12, 2021
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Friday Flood

Due to most Americans lackadaisical attitude to work on Fridays, the Friday Flood represents the influx of personal email being sent during that time in place of actual work. These emails are typically in the form of chain letters sent to a wide group of people (hence the flood) that contain nonsensical attachments, inside jokes, random pop culture references etc.

One of the more recent Friday Flood phenomena has been the flyers priceless chain.
Core: Friday Flood time.
Owenz: Lets dust off the old flyers priceless.
by RFGetz June 21, 2007
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flood bowl

A Chipotle bowl that has the highest QPD and CPD of any product. The order is as follows:

white rice, brown rice, *ask for more rice*, side tortilla, vinaigrette sauce, pinto beans, fajitas, chicken, pico, corn, sour cream, extra cheese, an extra cup of cheese, and lettuce
guy 1: “bro have you see the flood bowl on tiktok?”
guy 2: “bro yeah! Chipotle needs to put the flood bowl on the app!”
guy 1: “yeah dude! It has the highest CPD and QPD of any food”
by maximize_your_cpd February 7, 2022
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Flocon De Neige

This act requires props! You will need: brogue loafers, a rubber band, a pair of scissors, a fine mesh sieve, and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil.

This act also requires a specific position: the male will straddle the female’s tits facing her face (dick pointing towards face). The males knees need to be seated in the females armpits.

Act itself: Two people strip naked. One person: male or female, does not matter, will be wearing brogue loafers - to keep it classy. A rubber band is then applied to the man at the hilt of the pecker - in front of the balls - in order to pinch off the urethra. The female, with a pair of scissors in her off hand and a shot glass of extra virgin olive oil in her strong hand, will then coat the shaft with the extra virgin olive oil and continue stroking up until the point of climax. During climax - THIS IS IMPORTANT - she swaps the scissors to her strong hand and with her weak hand places a fine mesh sieve infront of the head. She then uses the scissors to trim the rubber band to release the release at an accelerated speed which then atomizes the jizz so that it appears to snow down on her face neck and chest like a flurry of snowflakes.

ALL CREDIT FOR THIS NEEDS TO GO TO JAS FROM THE FREEDOM FRIENDS PODCAST WHO COULDNT GET THIS UPLOADED WHEN HE TRIED
You won’t believe the amount of props it took to do the Flocon De Neige with my girl last night
by mj9864 December 14, 2021
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flobot

the nemisis of toast
whoa flobot be stealin all the kissies from toast today!
by flobotoast January 27, 2009
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