A amazing rock group from Denver, Colorado.
Much better than a lot of crappy groups from Colorado like 3oh!3.
With their members
Jonny 5
Brer Rabbit
Mackenzie Roberts
Andy Guerrero
Jesse Walker
Kenny Ortiz

They are an amazing group with fantastic music.

"Dude...did you hear that new flobots track?"
"Yeah man! That shit was off the hook!"

Flobots by Pesp February 21, 2010

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Flabotage

When a plump or hefty person covertly tries to make a skinny friend pack on pounds by arranging multiple food-based social events.

"Mary keeps inviting me out for ice cream. I think she's trying to flabotage me."

Flabotage by Case-Sensitive March 15, 2009

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Flobster

Cheyanne: What's your favorite animal?
Daysha: Obviously a flobster!
Cheyanne: What the f*ck is a flobster?!
Daysha: It's a flying lobster of course! It's in the name!
Cheyanne: Okay.......

The legendary flobster zoomed past the children, too fast to be seen by the naked eye.

Flobster by Frank'sFavoriteFlobster.org February 8, 2019

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flootch

(flūtch) dog's drool once it leaves the jowls and goes flying towards the wall, Volks Wagon, or your clean jeans.

Boy: "Ahh! Your dog just flootched all over my pants!"
Girl: "Sure. Blame it on the dog."

flootch by heartfox December 5, 2009

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