Flowology

The study of flow. Which relates to layered hair on a male.

Many people may think flowology is not real. But it is.

Man that guy has great flow! He must study Flowology!

by sketchyyyy January 8, 2011

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plowology

plowology...noun:a deliberate way of life, defined by but not exclusively limited to an appreciation of the ironic, innate, spirituality of the deep south and committment to the only things that are true...peace, love & bbq. Accidentally discovered, by Americana artist John "Hound" Brown, along with his deceased brother, Glenn Edwin Brown,circa 1987,somewhere on Interstate 40 west, just east of Winston Salem, North carolina. While in the midst of driving & meditating to the Allman Brothers, the two Brown brothers experienced a deep vision in which the solution to all the world's were revealed to them. In exchange for this ancient spiritual knowledge, Glenn & Hound were chosen to descend into the bowels of hell, releasing Robert Johnson's soul and delivering the Boogeyman to his rightful fate..and told to write literature and record songs that planted the seeds of Plowology. ON December 17th, 2007, older brother Glenn was called to return to his creator at approximately 8:15 pm eastern time, where he resides in the rhythym section of the Allstar Plowology Band on the Southern side of Heaven, top level nearest the Sun & Duane Allman. Younger brother, John "Hound" Brown continues this work, Plowology...and continues to share the wisdom of , "Peace, Love & BBQ." For more info visit, www.plowology.com, google plowology, go to myspace, facebook..or better yet...invite some strangers in need in your home...cook them dinner...play music for & with them...and care for their needs. Plowology is the beginning, becoming a plowologist requires the simplest of committments, which in turn makes it so difficult. To love unconditionally, give the very shirt off your back...and always share your BBQ.

"plowing the seeds of love"
you plowgone right!
I'll be plowgone!
plowology...the Root of it All.}

by khaki brown/american scarecrow March 1, 2010

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floydology

The study of all things related the band Pink Floyd. Since they have such a large catalog this can take a lifetime of study and interpretation. Generaly does not pay well and can lead to insanity and or enlightenment. Contrary to popular belief you do not need to be stoned to enter this field of study.

I am a professor of Floydology.

by wowilovegoodsex March 11, 2007

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flatology

The formal study of flatus, more widely known as farting.

My father was definitely a super-genius, he must have been studying flatology all of his long and productive life.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

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Flatology 101

The first required college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.

I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!

by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

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