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Welcome to the sacred teachings of Flopology, a religion that extols the virtues of flexibility as the epitome of human athleticism. At the core of Flopology lies the worship of Mr. Flop, the divine deity who embodies the perfect synthesis of frog and human, blessed with unparalleled flexibility and grace.

Followers of Flopology revere Mr. Flop as the ultimate example of physical prowess and spiritual enlightenment. With the agile movements of a frog and the wisdom of humanity, Mr. Flop serves as the guiding light for devotees seeking to unlock their full potential through the art of flexibility.

In the sacred rituals of Flopology, practitioners engage in a myriad of practices aimed at cultivating flexibility in body, mind, and spirit. From yoga and tai chi to dance and acrobatics, adherents strive to emulate the fluid motions of Mr. Flop, transcending the limitations of the physical realm to reach new heights of agility and resilience.

Central to the teachings of Flopology is the belief that flexibility is not just a physical attribute, but a pathway to spiritual growth and personal transformation. By honoring Mr. Flop and embracing flexibility in all aspects of life, followers of Flopology seek to achieve harmony, balance, and inner peace.

I follow Flopology and worship Mr. Flop.

flopology by Rynnale April 8, 2024

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floydology

The study of all things related the band Pink Floyd. Since they have such a large catalog this can take a lifetime of study and interpretation. Generaly does not pay well and can lead to insanity and or enlightenment. Contrary to popular belief you do not need to be stoned to enter this field of study.

I am a professor of Floydology.

floydology by wowilovegoodsex March 11, 2007

Related Words

flopology • Flipology • flogology • Flowology • Fapology • blopology • Flagology • flatology • Flatology 101 • fleepology

flatology

The formal study of flatus, more widely known as farting.

My father was definitely a super-genius, he must have been studying flatology all of his long and productive life.

flatology by Dr Bunnygirl June 3, 2023

Fapology

The study of fapping, jerking off.

Guy 1: Dude, let's ditch class and go to beach!

Guy 2: No mayun, I don't want to miss my fapology class.

Fapology by MaddoggTheFatOne August 22, 2009

fleepology

we do not talk about fleepology

nicole- what is fleepology
alex/ and or killian- we do not talk about fleepology

fleepology by fleepmaster January 2, 2010

Flatology 101

The first required college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.

I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!

Flatology 101 by Dr Bunnygirl June 8, 2023

Fapology

The study of fapping, or the sound that a person would make when fapping, or mastrubating.

I just got my degree in fapology, HELL YEAH!

Fapology by Im a duck 😗 July 11, 2016

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026