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flogs his arsehole 

sells himself as a rent boy male prostitute
"his sister's name is lily,
she's a pro in piccadilly,
and his mother's yet another in the strand,
his father flogs his arsehole,
at the elephant and castle,
they're the finest fucking family in the land!"

Flogs night 

Manage to have a good time despite enduring some bullshit.
*speaking to a mate who was fired and dumped on the same day the world happens to be ending*

Well I hope you get a flogs night out of it
Flogs night by Surfking93 June 30, 2020

flog-worthy 

Worthy of pain and suffering. Deserving of "heroic" medical measures. Based on "sponge-worthy."
Scenario 1:
Med Student: "Ms. Jones has a multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She was independent before all this happened."
Senior MD: "Flog away. Intubated her, line her up, and start the pressors. Do everything you can to keep her alive!"

Scenario 2:
Med Student: "Ms. Jonese has multi-organ failure, sir."
Senior MD: "Is she flog-worthy?"
Med Student: "She is totally demented, has no family, and lives in a nursing home. She is DNR-DNI."
Senior MD: Do not flog her. We're withdrawing care."
flog-worthy by Nudels August 16, 2012

flog the floppies 

To smack the shit out of a girl's titties as she is climaxing. Rough tit play.
Friend 1: Man, your girl seems kind of freaky. She's all over me. She says it's okay with you if I fuck her!?

Friend 2: Yeah, dude. Go for it...I just can't keep up with the slut. Just remember to flog the floppies when she cums.

Flagstaff 

Flagstaff. The only thing higher than the elevation. Are the people.
Flagstaff population consists of hippies. A loooot of hippies.
Flagstaff by Lollipopppy September 3, 2012

flog your log 

Flog your log came from the movie "Grease." Flog your log means to jack off.
OMG Justin, are you about to flog your log?
flog your log by Jolly bean March 4, 2017