The firstrequired college course examining flatulence in a long roster of courses when one is pursuing a degree in the highly complex and well researched field.
I will never forget my Flatology 101 course in college, the professor was a most eloquent and masterful farting clown of a man!
A religion that accepts and was created for all Fortnite addicts. Once you have realized that Fortnite is more important than having a girlfriend, you will begin to qualify as a member of Fortology. The religion was founded in the year of 2017, the year when Fortnite began to gain its popularity. It is hard to estimate how many Fortologists there are in the United States. Women claim that nearly 90% of men have devoted their life to the newfound religion. Common sins against the religion include but are not limited to: Call of Duty, Player Unknown Battle Grounds, and having a girlfriend. There is much persecution against this religion by women, but strong activists such as Ninja have continued to give hope to all men across the world.
Guy 1: what are you doing this Sunday?
Guy 2: Its Fortnite Sunday, I am required to play on Sundays as a member of Fortology.
Guy 1: What is Fortology?
Guy 2: Its a religion dedicated to the many brave souls who have made Fortnite a priority over their girlfriends.
Guy 1: Where do I sign up???
The ultimate display of trust and desire between individuals, it is when two people take turns inhaling farts dirctly from each others anuses. The inhaler should press their lips directly to the anus of the giver and inhale deeply while the giver pushes out a loving fart. They should then switch roles and perform the action again. This ritual signifies a bond that goes beyond marriage to something much deeper and more personal. It is a sign of true trust and respect between individuals.
The task of fantology is to explicate all possibilities of being, including those of alternative worlds, and to ground the practical discipline of world-formation.