flowmaster 

The most commonly found aftermarket cat-back exhaust system found on motor vehicles, especially domestic trucks and suv's. Generally popular for their relatively affordable price, large tip diameter, and loudass sound, they are one of the best selling exhaust systems to date. Although restrictive in design, most people think that the vehicles whom are equipped with such product is faster because they are fucking dumbshits when really it just chambers the exhuast flow to attain a certain frequency of sound that is relatively annoying and increases interior resonance. If you would like to be original with the sound of your car, don't buy a flowmaster. Flowmaster comes in several models, all of which suck my ass.

Dumbass: "hey did you hear that truck with the flows on it, it was fucking sick."

Me: "Fuck Flowmaster, they can kiss my ass."

flowmaster by Cali4niaBreez October 3, 2005

Flowmaster 

A girl who has got her period totally in check.

It is that time of the month again but my wife is a flowmaster.

Flowmaster by Angus McCracken January 25, 2020

Flowmaster 

A device used to enhance sound, as that of an internal-combustion engine. An influential part of the annoying urban car/truck exhaust family; a big brother to the whistle tip.

In an interview about irritating exhaust systems, Bubb Rubb says: Den u gots da flows; dey be tripping bout da flowmasters.

Yo Tyrese! me and Eric are go-in get dem flowmasters den we be blAzin nukka! sheeeeet!

Flowmaster by Jackson Nylander March 8, 2003

flowtastrophe 

a lax bro that doesn't have a any flow whatsoever, inside or out; a buzzcut.

Peter: bro, did you see Dans haircut?
Josh: ya, man. he got a gay buzzcut, its a total flowtastrophe.
Peter: ya man.

Peter: dude, jonathan is so freaking annoying when we have laxseshes together.
Brody: i know. hes a total freaking flowtastrophe

flowtastrophe by Moles75 May 24, 2011

Flopmaster 

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

Flopmaster by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

flow master 

Attachment to your rear end (exhaust pipe) that makes the sound of your engine louder and supposely helps you saving some gas...

That flow master you got in your 5.0 sounds mean

flow master by noname1 October 4, 2005

fobmaster

a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40

If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.

fobmaster by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008