fobmaster

a. a fob in a position of authority
b. a fob who is significantly fobbier than other fobs, therefore has been promoted to a master of fobs

In order to be a fobmaster the fob must:
- a fob who is balding, or
- a fob who has power over another person, or (fob or not)
- or fob who has white hair, or
- a fob who is older than 40

If your landlord or professor is a fob, then he is a fobmaster.

by Ministry of Fobs October 9, 2008

Fagmaster

(UK Slang) A professional cigarette smoker

Have you met Dave? He's such a fagmaster!

by Nick Gurr the 3rd March 30, 2021

Flopmaster

When a person makes plans and doesn't show up or does not follow through with the plans, they flop. This person becomes a flopmaster after not following through on a consistent level.

Alex: Hey man! I'm coming to visit you in three weeks!
Brandon: Okay, sweet!

*3 weeks later*

Alex: Yaaaaa. My mom said I have to work.
Brandon: Flopmaster.

by Sun-Maid Raisins September 21, 2012

Funmaster

You want that special someone to put the fun back into your miserable life then look no further than the Funmaster. He can turn a Sunday picnic into a full-on orgy and waterfalls into wine. That sort of fun stuff. You won’t ever come down from a manic high if he’s in the room - he simply won’t allow it!!

The party was a flop until the Funmaster strode into the room…

by Wardswords November 25, 2021

Foaster

A phone charger that looks like a toaster. The phone pops up when fully charged.

Jack: Come on Brian we’re going to be late!
Brian: One second I just need to get my phone out of the foaster.
Jack: ???

by I_have_a_knife May 9, 2022

Fapmaster

One who has mastered the skill of fapping. see fap.

*FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP*
Hector: Dude, what's that noise?
Greg: Oh, that's just boone the fapmaster
Hector: He seriously needs to think about dating, man.

by THE REAL BOONE July 30, 2008

Fugmaster 3000

Word used to describe someone who is extremely undesirable both physically and mentally.

ex: "Did you see that guy that was hitting on me at the bar? Total Fugmaster 3000"

by *Emshaw March 13, 2009