lowmaster

Can have various meanings going from "faggot" to someone flat out spoiled, but is mainly used in the context of a "scene kid", or what others call a "poser".

I'd never want to be seen with a lowmaster.

by MC F A September 1, 2008

Braeden Lemasters

Daddy. Stared in A Christmas Story 2 as Ralphie and Kellen in Cabinet of Souls. Also is the lead guitarist in a band Wallows on the side.

Braeden Lemasters is a God

by Modern Mod September 9, 2019

LeMasterita

A variety of a margarita concocted by LeMaster. It usually contains margarita mix, Tequila, Rum, and 90 proof Peach Schnapps.

Whoa, I can only have one more LeMasterita or else I am going to pass out.

by BigBadJohn June 23, 2008

Loomster

the one mutant french fry that's freakishly long in comparison to all the other fries in the bag

McDonalds has the worlds longest loomster

by Andrion November 1, 2003

cowmaster

When someone is fat, lazy and so full of flatulence their entire existence is substantially similar to a cow. And because a human has free will and is master of his/her domain, he/she transmogrifies into the cowmaster. The cowmaster is free to consume all things and contribute zero to society until he/she dies a gluttonous death.

"Look at that cowmaster! Holy crap!!! Sitting in a lawn chair, ice cream cone in one hand and slice of pizza in the other, watching as his wife uses a push mower to cut the front yard".

by Above_Reproach May 27, 2014

Loremaster

A person who has extreme knowledge of lore involving video games, books, TV shows, and more. Whenever someone messes up part of a lore, the loremaster will shame the person and attempt to educate them about the lore they got incorrect. The person will simply ignore the loremaster because he/she is annoying.

Jim: "I don't like watching movies with Kyle, he's such a Loremaster whenever I say something wrong about the movie."
Mike: "I know, right? He's so annoying."

by 50svibe May 25, 2019

loaster

A device used to enhance feminine decollatage. Originally from Sweden and a favorite among celebrities, including Jennifer Lopez when she wore her infamous green scarf-dress, the loaster was introduced to a wider audience on an episode of Oprah's Favorite Things. One audience member had to be hosipitalized in the ensuing frenzy. The loaster is manufactured by Promessa Organic using a patented microfiber inspired by the silk of the Hobo spider Tegenaria agrestis.

"I have been saving up for a loaster for months! Prom's coming up and these boobies need to look their best!"

by Albatrossaurus May 15, 2009