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Flowaying

Being so mentally retarded you believe you're not mentally retarded and start to believe others are less than you when you are the least needed.
Stop flowaying dude.
by Shinikku Is Jesus April 14, 2023
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Floating island of reprisal

It's when you put toilet paper in a toilet bowl before defecating so that the feces float and achieve full throttle air contact so that the smell may stench the whole area. This phenomenon is commonly practised after bad hotel service.
Dude I left a floating island of reprisal at the Hotel! Dude the floating island of reprisal stenched the whole room!
by Ascot1111 December 4, 2022
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Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.
That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...
by YAWA September 11, 2016
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Floating Rock Mentality

The mentality were you have decided to fuck anxiety and worrying about shit. At this point in life you have just wanted to be happy and that is the F.R.M (floating rock mentality). WE ARE LIVING ON A FUCKING FLOATING ROCK SO WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT HOMEWORK!!! Go live your life! Life is short and you only get one so have as much fun as you can and live it up and experience everything!!
I have the floating rock mentality!

Dude just fuck it F.R.M.

The F.R.M. Is the way to live
by Floating Rock Mentality December 7, 2020
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Scrotal flaying

WORST FORM OF CBT EVER!!!! Consists of the agonizing slicing and removal of the skin off your (or someone else’s) ballsack as if you are peeling an apple.
“I said I was up for some CBT but then she pulled out the knife and said she was gonna force me to endure scrotal flaying”
by Cockroaches suck balls August 24, 2023
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Flowting

A rapper's impeccable flow that is in perfect synergy with the beat, allowing you to almost take any part of it and make it into a seamless loop.
A "floating" flow.
Person 1: Yo, Eminem was literally flowting in that fast rapping part of the Gnat song.
Person 2: IKR, flow so smooth like a floating Buddha.
by DigitalShady December 20, 2020
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Floating pie

When an older woman goes swimming and forgets the
bottom of her bathing suit. While she's under water
her floppy vagina floats to the surface.

also known as:
the hovering cake
the soaring patty
the unsinkable muffin
Where's grandma? I've been looking for hours
and can't find her. What's that? It looks like a floating pie. Wait a minute, that's grandma! I found her!
by rhpsmann July 19, 2009
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