Floragato 

Sprigatito's second evolution and the coolest fucking one.

Dude, I fucking love the Pokemón Floragato.

Floragato by Nesp June 29, 2024

floragasm 

An overwhelming flush of color produced by a massive flower display at full peak bloom. Used to describe such events in gardens, conservatories or natural landscapes.

The Keukenhof Garden was having a tulip floragasm when we visited in early May.

floragasm by germplasm July 26, 2017

Florganoleptic 

Flor-ga-no-lep-tic

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptik/

Definiton:

1. :A genre of music describing the art of plants playing music with people, with the aid of an electronic device.

2. : the art of plants creating music

3. :plant sensory controlled music/lights/etc.

4. :a person's ability to understand how to create harmonious music with a plant that is creating improvisational music with the aid of an electronic device

*Plants create music with a device that measures a plants electromagnetic resistance from root to tip. The device converts the electromagnetic measurements into a wave form, allowing musical notes to be assigned to the various wave peaks. Through that, those electromagnetic waves can be converted into audible music allowing plants to create music and conduct light shows! Once a plant is connected to the device and begins to play music, it seems to respond when other plants or people are making music in the same area. When people are musically proficient enough to play correctly with the plants an amazing concert can be heard.

Other Words:

Florganoleptically

\ ˌfl-ȯr- gə- nō- ˈlep- ti- k(ə- )lē \

Florganolepticism

\ ˌfl-ȯr-gə-nō-ˈlep-ti-k(iz)-əm \

Florganoleptics

/ˌflôrɡənōˈleptiks/

Examples In A Sentence:

Florganoleptic Music is a genre of music involving the act of plants creating improvisational music with humans.

I went to see a florganoleptic music concert last night and it was life changing!

Florganoleptics is an amazing new concept.

I'm really into florganolepticism.

Florganoleptically speaking, the plant created amazing music.

Florganoleptic by Cosmic Knot February 21, 2020

florigator 

An absolute idiot who nobody likes

"Who's that idiot over there"
"I don't know, but he seems like a Florigator."

florigator by Gizmo Prisim July 31, 2017

Flagatory 

Being of or known as very excitable or delighted.

Coming from a long line of words, the word flagatory was questioned by a group of girls in 2011. Further research shows that it is not in the dictionary. Flagatory can define any situation that words cannot describe.

Do you like the cobbler I made?

I think it is absolutely amazing and it sends me into a state of flagatory!

Flagatory by Sir MightySargentGeneral July 2, 2011

floatato 

A fatty turd that never goes down the U-bend and has similar qualities to the potato (not to be mistaken with the fabled 'pootato')

"I walked into the bathroom after chris and to my horror he had left a FLOATATO! Not even in the bowl, but on the seat" Chris, crapple and dump...

floatato by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 1, 2015

Floramatt 

Pissing in the ear during sex or passed out after drinking.

Andy couldn't hear after floramatt during sex with Chuck.

Floramatt by manzolupe February 6, 2021