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floatato

A fatty turd that never goes down the U-bend and has similar qualities to the potato (not to be mistaken with the fabled 'pootato')

"I walked into the bathroom after chris and to my horror he had left a FLOATATO! Not even in the bowl, but on the seat" Chris, crapple and dump...

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The cleavland bobsleigh is the art of using human defication as a natural lubericant on a slip and slide...

"Man I just totaly did a cleavland bobsleigh and now I am as brown as tyrone down the street!"

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