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A fatty turd that never goes down the U-bend and has similar qualities to the potato (not to be mistaken with the fabled 'pootato')
"I walked into the bathroom after chris and to my horror he had left a FLOATATO! Not even in the bowl, but on the seat" Chris, crapple and dump...
by CrispyBrownNugget.com July 01, 2015
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