Floramatt

Pissing in the ear during sex or passed out after drinking.

Andy couldn't hear after floramatt during sex with Chuck.

by manzolupe February 6, 2021

framatta cheese

framatta (derived from seudoroman, "from out of") cheese is the gunky, encrusted, odiferous, smegma-like substance that builds up in one's anal crevasse after several days without general hygiene. daily harvesting is considered best for one's health.

o yeah? well in my culture, cappies are forcefed fremented framatta cheese.

by Wild Drunken Bill August 6, 2007

formatting nazi

A person who will OCD over a the tiniest of formatting mistakes. Usually a teacher that mark you down or reject a paper entirely because a title is *just* a little off, regardless of how profound or revolutionary your work is.

I figured out string theory and described it in lab report in my high school physics class, but because my teacher was a formatting nazi, he gave me a F because my page number was 1 space too low.

by Mr.Vanwinkle October 14, 2009

floodmatt

(n) 1. (derogatory) an exceptionally annoying internet personality, usually implying gayness in both senses: light-hearted and homosexual.

2. wears yellow suits.

3. a clown

That guy is such a floodmatt

by dean October 6, 2004

formatting

The defined appearance of text, especially used in webdesign and publishing.

"That text is way too small. You should change the formatting to make the page more readable."

by Pathoschild March 21, 2005

formatting rape

When a messaging program or phone changes your message by replacing certain symbols with emoticons you didn't know about or uses them to start stylized text.

"You still have that formula from the lecture?"
"yeah man its 4x + 2v(smiley face) = 10"
"???"
"shit man 2v SQUARED, formatting rape."

by Smooth_Deflagerator June 5, 2016

floormatt parker

to take a fat, wet shit on the floor, adjacent to entry, of a public establishment. similar to dirty bruno

i hated that place, so i took a mean floormatt parker in front of the entrance

by jose suarez May 9, 2006