Floppery 

The act of graciously dragging and flapping your soft, flaccid penis penis all about your girl's face. May include a few ball flops as well, if your are so inclined. Makes for an ideal morning wake up call.

I woke Rachel up this morning with a bit of floppery.

I was poking Leslie's left nostril this morning with the tip during s little fun floppery.

Floppery by Eaton Holgoode March 23, 2017

flip-floppery 

adjective/adverb/noun. 1)A word used by the Bush administration to describe the policies of John Kerry. 2)any verbage uttered by a hippie or any other person wearing sandals or hemp jewelry 3)the property of constantly changing sides or postion

Left: Bush is a warmonger!
Right: Cease your flip-floppery! Bush clearly avoided active duty in Vietnam! He's great at avoiding huge unnecessary wars!

flip-floppery by FUNK September 28, 2004

Little Floppers

The miniature versions of floppers

Still empty, saggy, floppy tits but the handful variety

Same thlop and drop when the bra is removed

Same flap when she skips just on a smaller scale

Awww look at her little floppers, so pathetic

Little Floppers by Working Class Hero January 4, 2021

Flopper

Slang term for flaccid penis. Also a slang term for a wrestler (real not wwe bullshit) that sucks at wrestling. Mimics a flopping fish when theyre getting ragdolled.

On hot days, my flopper is extra floppy.

J.V James is a flopper. He gets pinned by everyone.

Flopper by M_Dubz152 June 10, 2023

I Love Floppers 

When saggy empty tits are you absolute favourites above all other types

I love floppers let me touch them. I know you do now get on your knees you simp bitch and lick my clit

I Love Floppers by Working Class Hero January 8, 2021

Moose Flopper 

One who surpasses and exceeds the standards and ability of a normal human being. A super human.

Michael Jordan, during his Chicago Bulls years, was a Moose Flopper of a basketball player.

Moose Flopper by Joe - Bebe January 10, 2013

Drop a flopper 

To take a shit of colossal proportions- often takes several attempts to flush or must be broken up into several smaller pieces before going down.

Some dude dropped a flopper in the washroom- it's a 10-pounder at least!

Drop a flopper by Dr. Ben May 29, 2003