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fapcicle 

The result of fapping in a cold environment and having your hand freeze, usually after the effect of being colder than a polar bear's cock
Dude, last night was so cold, I got a fapcicle!
fapcicle by andres11 November 7, 2013
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Farcicle 

An idea so idiotic, the limbic system by direct veto shuts down the higher centres of the brain and freezes all physical output – barring a single, jarring fart.
Joff: Umbrellas for goats. Goambrellas!

PARP!

Ohhhhh...

Joe: Oh my, that's a farcicle, right there.
Farcicle by joeobinary February 15, 2008

fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.
"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>
fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007
another name for face, and when turned into a verb it is faced
You have a cute facicle.
You've been faced!
facicle by amorabear February 1, 2008

Fagcicle 

A person who is cold and is being a faggat
Dayum, its so cold out here you look like a fagcicle.
Fagcicle by stop farting February 25, 2010

firebreathing fagcicle

someone who is lazy and often does nothing. sleeps, eats, and plays world of warcraft. he spacializes in pooping and cutting meat. hm. often doesnt shower for weeks at a time and has to be beat up and pushed in the bthroom in order to take one and then he STILL comes out for a ciggerette. often farts in peoples faces in bowling alleys finds it funny while people call him a fag while he dances to "girls just wanna have fun." if you meet one of these their name may often adam,
"you see that guy over there"
"yea he has greasy hair, looks fat, eats alot, and just fatrted in the little kids face."
"wow. whatta firebreathing fagcicle."

fapsicle 

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.
Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.
fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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