fapcicle 

The result of fapping in a cold environment and having your hand freeze, usually after the effect of being colder than a polar bear's cock

Dude, last night was so cold, I got a fapcicle!

fapcicle by andres11 November 7, 2013

Farcicle 

An idea so idiotic, the limbic system by direct veto shuts down the higher centres of the brain and freezes all physical output – barring a single, jarring fart.

Joff: Umbrellas for goats. Goambrellas!

PARP!

Ohhhhh...

Joe: Oh my, that's a farcicle, right there.

Farcicle by joeobinary February 15, 2008

fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

facicle 

another name for face, and when turned into a verb it is faced

You have a cute facicle.
You've been faced!

facicle by amorabear February 1, 2008

Fagcicle 

A person who is cold and is being a faggat

Dayum, its so cold out here you look like a fagcicle.

Fagcicle by stop farting February 25, 2010

firebreathing fagcicle

someone who is lazy and often does nothing. sleeps, eats, and plays world of warcraft. he spacializes in pooping and cutting meat. hm. often doesnt shower for weeks at a time and has to be beat up and pushed in the bthroom in order to take one and then he STILL comes out for a ciggerette. often farts in peoples faces in bowling alleys finds it funny while people call him a fag while he dances to "girls just wanna have fun." if you meet one of these their name may often adam,

"you see that guy over there"
"yea he has greasy hair, looks fat, eats alot, and just fatrted in the little kids face."
"wow. whatta firebreathing fagcicle."

firebreathing fagcicle by fagcicleneice July 7, 2009

fapsicle 

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.

Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007