Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

by KushiBO August 22, 2016

Flontage

Flontage is a verb and it represents the finger action that contestants on shows like American Idol or Dancing With the Stars do during voting ceremonies.

An American Idol contestant would like the viewing audience to vote for them. They have a telephone number placed beneath them on the television screen that you must call to cast your vote. This number happens to end in the number four, as they are contestant number four.
In an attempt to get your vote contestant number four does everything in their power to get your attention.
Pulling out all the stops they dance and shimmy and act like they are holding their number up on your TV screen. Instead of using one hand with four fingers to represent the number four, they will flontage. Contestant four will use two fingers on each hand to represent the number four (2+2=4). There may even be a dance involved in which the fingers are moved and twisted then held up to the eyes, sort of like the John Travolta dance in Pulp Fiction.

by Aimers Von Aimerson April 30, 2008

flowkage

Someone who is a ninja and has the ability to rap on a level that can't not be matched by any other style. Even some of the most renowned rappers that have existed, currently active, and those who will emerge in the future will not be able to compete with someone who has the title of Flowkage.

Whoa!!! He can really spit those lyrics. He must be the Flowkage of the Hidden Spit Village.

by Infinite Spit November 26, 2017

flondage

Overuse of decorative items in indoor or outdoor settings, often seen on home renovation shows during the staging phase.

I really like the renovation, but the flondage makes the area feel small and cluttered.

by Rick Ardee June 4, 2021

Flankage

A synonym for flanking.

Team, I'm gonna do some flankage.

by LhCloudy27 May 26, 2021