Flankage 

A synonym for flanking.

Team, I'm gonna do some flankage.

Flankage by LhCloudy27 May 26, 2021

Flannage

To violently rub your hand into somebody's hair whilst shouting "FLAAAANNNAAAGGGE" causing their hair to become very out of place or 'flanned'. Originated in the North East of England.

"I flanned that girl's hair and it felt good!"

"I'm having such a bad hair day, I feel like I've been flanaged by ten people!"

"Let's flannage her"

Flannage by Sara Dixy March 20, 2008

flakage 

n. the behavior of an unreliable person, aka flake; the result of flaking

"I think I'm going to stop using Craigslist to sell stuff because the flakage factor is getting out of control. Too many no-shows."

flakage by Koobs June 4, 2007

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

Flonkage by KushiBO August 22, 2016

Flakage 

Term used when describing someone who is panned out da fuck

This term is named after master flaker and master pann out da fucker, Jim McNamara.

Eg. “ There is gonna be serious flakage after this joint “

Flakage by Jarringmederrrr March 7, 2023