flondage
Overuse of decorative items in indoor or outdoor settings, often seen on home renovation shows during the staging phase.
flondage by Rick Ardee June 4, 2021
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Flontage
Flontage is a verb and it represents the finger action that contestants on shows like American Idol or Dancing With the Stars do during voting ceremonies.
An American Idol contestant would like the viewing audience to vote for them. They have a telephone number placed beneath them on the television screen that you must call to cast your vote. This number happens to end in the number four, as they are contestant number four.
In an attempt to get your vote contestant number four does everything in their power to get your attention.
Pulling out all the stops they dance and shimmy and act like they are holding their number up on your TV screen. Instead of using one hand with four fingers to represent the number four, they will flontage. Contestant four will use two fingers on each hand to represent the number four (2+2=4). There may even be a dance involved in which the fingers are moved and twisted then held up to the eyes, sort of like the John Travolta dance in Pulp Fiction.
In an attempt to get your vote contestant number four does everything in their power to get your attention.
Pulling out all the stops they dance and shimmy and act like they are holding their number up on your TV screen. Instead of using one hand with four fingers to represent the number four, they will flontage. Contestant four will use two fingers on each hand to represent the number four (2+2=4). There may even be a dance involved in which the fingers are moved and twisted then held up to the eyes, sort of like the John Travolta dance in Pulp Fiction.
Flontage by Aimers Von Aimerson April 30, 2008
church hurt
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Stealthie
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.