Flontage 

Flontage is a verb and it represents the finger action that contestants on shows like American Idol or Dancing With the Stars do during voting ceremonies.

An American Idol contestant would like the viewing audience to vote for them. They have a telephone number placed beneath them on the television screen that you must call to cast your vote. This number happens to end in the number four, as they are contestant number four.
In an attempt to get your vote contestant number four does everything in their power to get your attention.
Pulling out all the stops they dance and shimmy and act like they are holding their number up on your TV screen. Instead of using one hand with four fingers to represent the number four, they will flontage. Contestant four will use two fingers on each hand to represent the number four (2+2=4). There may even be a dance involved in which the fingers are moved and twisted then held up to the eyes, sort of like the John Travolta dance in Pulp Fiction.

Flontage by Aimers Von Aimerson April 30, 2008

Flonkage

An appendage that can be touched sexually.

If you stroke my flonkage tonight, I will feel much better in the morning!

Flonkage by KushiBO August 22, 2016

road frontage 

Road frontage is how much land You have or what you have in your pants.

Do you have good road frontage

road frontage by Road frontage August 23, 2017

flondage 

Overuse of decorative items in indoor or outdoor settings, often seen on home renovation shows during the staging phase.

I really like the renovation, but the flondage makes the area feel small and cluttered.

flondage by Rick Ardee June 4, 2021

Frontage Road 

Combination of two things, the Hersey Highway and the Tittie Fuck. Since doing someone up the ass is called doing the hersey highway, and doing someone's tits is called a tittie fuck, by combining them you get the Frontage Road. What you do is fuck their ass cheeks, but don't actually enter the asshole. For those that don't know a frontage road is the road that runs along a highway, and sometimes is what's used to get on the highway. It's your choice if shit is involved, cause it's not necessary, but sure is fun!

Girl: God my ass hurts!
Guy: Why, mexican food?
Girl: No, Todd gave me a Frontage Road last night, and we didn't have lube.

Frontage Road by LincolnMarkyMark March 29, 2005

Fontage 

a) A mishmash of files that clutter your desktop or file folders after you've downloaded all the fonts you can think of.

b) A work of art or writing that places most of its creative value in the use of many different font faces.

a) "Dude, I've got to reorganize these folders. It's just one big fontage in here."

b) "I suck at graphics, so I just made a big fontage for the t-shirt design contest."

Fontage by jack_in May 28, 2009

Frontage 

The act of rubbing a dick with a cookie

Yo! Bro was giving at mad frontage at the party!!

Frontage by Frontagelord!! October 28, 2022