He's an absolute sexy beast, all the ladies love him especially ones called 'Haley'. He has a great personality but his skin tends to look a little blue in certain lighting. He often haves a weird obsession with mayonnaise? He's stylish to a point where he can pull off any style, even a bow in his hair (even a big green one). Everyone thinks he's an awesome amazing guy (especially people called Emily). He is great at any task you can give him especially odd jobs around a farm (like tending to chickens (the eggs can make mayonnaise)). He tends to have a habit of snooping around in girl's bedrooms (ladies stay away).
Haley: Hey I met this sexy guy called Florbus, but he smelt a little like mayonnaise.
Emily: Yeah stay away from that guy he snoops around in people's bedrooms and he's blue, and I hate blue people! But he's a stand up guy otherwise.
Emily: Yeah stay away from that guy he snoops around in people's bedrooms and he's blue, and I hate blue people! But he's a stand up guy otherwise.
by Definably not Florbus October 24, 2023