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flombusing
Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.
The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
flombusing by nextstone December 21, 2021
florpus
Florpus just florpus
Flombus
Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.
We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.
Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
Flombus by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022
florpus hole
An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.
-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?
-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
florpus hole by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022
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No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
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ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.