The random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in Aussie Rules Football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored
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Adj. When a songs beat hits as hard as wet scuba flippers hitting the sidewalk after falling 20 stories;
Adj. “‘Slaps’ but cooler”
Adj. “‘Slaps’ but cooler”
“Dude that new Ariana Grande song FLOMPS!”
“Sometimes when a song FLOMPS this hard i think of my last scuba incident”
“Sometimes when a song FLOMPS this hard i think of my last scuba incident”
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The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.
The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.
Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.
by nextstone December 21, 2021
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Get the florpus mug.Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.
We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.
Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.
by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022
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-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?
-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.
by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022
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