flompus 

The random, illogical utterance shouted out by fans and announcers in Aussie Rules Football when the referee aggressively puts his arms forward to indicate a goal has been scored

Wait, he's gonna score.... here he goes... come on.... FLOMPUS!!!!!!

flompus by sammy1481 September 13, 2015

flumpus 

A cute way of referring to your cat's primordial pouch.

Jazzy has such a saggy flumpus.

flumpus by tehkiki January 27, 2017

Flomps

Adj. When a songs beat hits as hard as wet scuba flippers hitting the sidewalk after falling 20 stories;
Adj. “‘Slaps’ but cooler”

“Dude that new Ariana Grande song FLOMPS!”

“Sometimes when a song FLOMPS this hard i think of my last scuba incident”

Flomps by Ant_man0 October 23, 2018

flombusing 

Another word for the act of criminal torture known as the Judas Cradle, invented in Spain in the 16th century.

The criminal is put in a waist harness and then positioned over a tall pyramid-shaped chair, known as the "Judas Chair." The point of the pyramid is inserted into the anus or vagina, and the criminal is slowly lowered onto it. This would put the criminal in astronomical pain by the large amount of pressure and stretching of the orifice.

The torture could last hours, or even days. This would either cause indescribably excruciating pain and permanent damage to the body, or would kill them due to infection (the chair was never cleaned) and/or extreme damage to the body.

Guy 1: Yo, have you ever heard of flombusing?
Guy 2: Funny you should ask, I actually got flombused the other day for stepping on a guy's shoes!
Guy 1: Woah dude, that's pretty cool!
Guy 2: Yeah, it fucking hurt like a bitch.

flombusing by nextstone December 21, 2021

florpus 

Florpus just florpus

Hey you know what a florpus is?
Yeah! its Florpus

florpus by higbabib January 13, 2022

Flombus

Having an irrational urge to have sex with many grinches, sideways. In order to achieve the ultimate flombus, all participants must identify as demisexual.

We were thinking of going to Chad's house later so we could have a Flombus, but he forgot the grinch suit at his mom's house -- man, I miss Susan.

Yo! Dude, are you Flombisexual? I saw your Christmas decor.

Flombus by TheStanfordFund February 23, 2022

florpus hole 

An spontaneous black hole. Florpus hole will suck in all nearby worlds wherein they will collide violently with alternate realities.

-Is florpus hole as cool as it spunds!?

-It's created by the incredibly stupid teleporting of an entire planet.

florpus hole by Zim & Tak November 15, 2022