floggin the dolphin
floggin the dolphin by jim October 29, 2003
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Floggin the dolphin
That bangin ass ho wouldnt come up off that shit last night and then bitch got mad when I was floggin the dolphin.
Floggin the dolphin by Panda daddy June 24, 2006
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floggin the dolphin • flogging the dolphin • Flogin the dolphin • SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi • Flogging the Log • flogging the bishop • Flogging the Donkey • flogging the flagstick • flogging the hog • Flogging the Hole
flogging the dolphin
Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003
Flogging the dolphin
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
Flogging the dolphin by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013
flogging the dolphin
flogging the dolphin by tmmmmmmmmmmmmm June 6, 2011
flogging the dolphin
Dude, honestly. I've been sitting here all day thinking about flogging the dolphin. But, there's no lotion. Fuck!
flogging the dolphin by BobbyMiller January 30, 2003
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
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