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At full speed, going as fast as you possibly can. (Australian)
"We were fully gunning this old HQ Kingswood totally FLATCHAT downhill with a tailwind, and we still couldn't get away from the copper on his pushie."
flatchat by Alex From Oz October 20, 2007
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Flat Chat 

He is flat chat on other work today and will get back to you tomorrow.
Flat Chat by odelay May 6, 2012

flat-chat 

An Australian slang word meaning to go at the maximum speed possible. To push yourself or your vehicle to the extreme of velocity.
"Wow, that car is going flat-chat! It's out of control!'
flat-chat by Sir Glame November 14, 2010
(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.

This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.

Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.
Did you see those two flathats get their asses kicked by that Yoga Instructor chick that they were hitting on? I guess they bought the MMA gear but couldn't afford the lessons.
Flathat by Erich.me August 29, 2012

FLAT CHAT 

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
FLAT CHAT by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
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“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
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