flatchat
"We were fully gunning this old HQ Kingswood totally FLATCHAT downhill with a tailwind, and we still couldn't get away from the copper on his pushie."
flatchat by Alex From Oz October 20, 2007
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Flathat
(Noun) An individual that wears the bill of their hat completely flattened out so that other douchebags will know that he is also just pretending that he knows martial arts.
This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.
Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.
This style of headgear is frequently worn with clothing and accessories that prominently feature the Tapout logo and tattoos that say 'I'm a douche" in Chinese lettering next to tribal armbands.
Note: Less than 31% of flathats actually know any kind of martial arts and even fewer actually own a motorcycle.
FLAT CHAT
Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.
Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.
"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)
FLAT CHAT by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018
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