Flirtulence

Uncontrollable flatulence while flirting; flirting in a loud and unpleasant manner

"Sarah will never get a boyfriend, her flirtulence is so smelly and makes things awkward."

"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"

by Fartacious D November 3, 2016

flirtulance

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.

I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.

by jeffiet September 1, 2011