flirtulance

A cross between the word flirt and flatulence. The intestinal gas that is built up but suppressed during a romantic (usually first) date. It is then released in a massive farting episode on the car ride home after saying goodbye to the person you just ended a date with.

I took her out for dinner to a Mexican restaurant. The date went great except the choice of food caused me much flirtulance.

by jeffiet September 1, 2011

flirtmance

flirt + (ro)mance. A casual, highly flirtatious relationship, sometimes for personal gain. Pop culture origins: Used by Will and Mike "Boogie" in US Big Brother Season 7.

Will was creating a flirtmance with Janelle to get her to keep him in the Big Brother house.

by 217AlexandraHall September 12, 2006

Flirtulence

Uncontrollable flatulence while flirting; flirting in a loud and unpleasant manner

"Sarah will never get a boyfriend, her flirtulence is so smelly and makes things awkward."

"Andrew cleared the room of women with his oppressive flirtulence"

by Fartacious D November 3, 2016

Flightulance

Excessive farting caused by flying in pressurized airplane cabins.

Dude, that flight from Los Angeles to Tokyo gave me a serious case of flightulance.

by Full Goose June 20, 2011

Fartulance

The act of farting extremely loud and incredibly stankily.

Aww man.....who just passed fartulance.

by Neebee October 10, 2012

flatulance

A Norman medieval weapon that was popular for a short time. It consisted of a hardened spear forged with an inner core of rancid anal vapor. If a foe managed to defeat a knight and break his spear, the encased, aged vapors were designed to bring him to his knees. The weapon lost favor when armies began invading Mediterranean countries where the stench from the B.O. overpowered the soured vapors.

"How 'bout if I break that flatulance off in your ass, Nigga?!"

by Larry Sanders December 15, 2004

Flatulance

An emergency vehicle that arrives to aid you up after being run over by a steamroller.

Call the flatulance, Saoirse has been run over again.

by CaptainRooster8 April 11, 2022