flimpet 

One who acts like a flange

Lara is a flimpet, her flimpetness is second to none

flimpet by John "Lara is gay" Dunn January 30, 2005

Flimpet

A blonde male airhead, acting like a stereotype dumb blonde, being charming but vain (inability to walk past a reflection without checking hair or flexing)

Gord is such a flimpet that I asked if he wanted the hundred dollar bill I was holding out, but he just said I'm so sweet and asked if hair gel makes him look greasy.

Flimpet by Doubleduck April 19, 2026

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

flumpet by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

swingin' on the flippety flop 

grunge speak for "hanging out"

"u gna be swingin' on the flippety flop this weekend??"

swingin' on the flippety flop by miyukikalma October 27, 2007

Flippety-Flop 

The sound and feeling male genitalia makes when running naked. Can be quite painful depending on how cold it is.

After streaking across the field Joe remarked "Man, I've got some nasty flippety-flop."

"The only downside to streaking is flippety-flop."

Flippety-Flop by Alexander'd December 28, 2005

Flumpette

A woman usually in her late forties who has totally let her self go and doesn't care.

They are usually very overwait, very ugly, wear scruffy frumpy clothing and have very poor hygiene standards.

They generally live alone usually on a run down council estate, most are to lazy to work so they live off benefits, which is spent on beer, cigarettes and unhealthy takeaways.

Woman 1: "OMG, you'll never guess who I bumped into at the chippy."

Woman 2: "Who?"

Woman 1: "That Sally that used to go to the over forties club, I havnt seen her for years, I hardly recognised her, she's really let herself go, she's put on loads weight and her hair hadn't been washed for weeks she looks like a right Flumpette these days."

Woman 2: Oh I remember her, She's known down the estate as "Stinky Sally"

Flumpette by hteb78 August 9, 2023