flumpet

A portmanteau of "flute" and "trumpet." Can be used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band.

Trumpet player: "What's the best section of the Band?"
Bassoon player: "Clearly it's the flumpet section!"

flumpet by ThisMustBeAnna12 July 19, 2010

flumpet

Used to simultaneously refer to both the flute and trumpet sections of a band. Those within the flumpet section tend to think they're the best, even if they are not. They are brainwashed into thinking that "FLUMPETS R PWN" when, in fact, the Tubonerphone section is the best. 'Nuff said.

Trumpet player: "The flumpet section is obviously the best."

Trombone player: "And by obviously, you mean most definitely not. Sorry to break it to you, but Tubonerphones are the best."

flumpet by He's a SQUIRREL July 26, 2010

Flumpet

A lazy arsed Fuppet.

The fuppet was awfully flumpetty today, she couldnt get up off her lazy ass to change the television channel so she just flummptied around like a total fuppet.

Flumpet by Groovy October 21, 2003

flumpels 

An unnecessary decoration in a (powerpoint) presentation that ruins all the slides.
Often background elements, swirly lines or separators.

Only use them if you can justify why you used them, like true love.

Boris: "Any feedback Max?"
Max: "Those flumpels are DISGUSTING!"

flumpels by Cinnamon ｡^‿^｡ January 17, 2018

flumpety dumpkin 

A generally overweight and slovenly unkempt person. Often saddled with an unfortunate odor of cheese and hopelessness.

Rachael: Wow, that new girl in accounting sure looks like a sloppy pumpkin with tits. Travis:. Yep, we've got another flumpety dumpkin to work with.

flumpety dumpkin by Jason Forrester January 17, 2017

Flumpty Bumpty 

Hes an egg! He can break the rules of time and space and is immune to the plot.
Basiclly he can do anything and we are all doomed-,
He was first seen in a mspaint comic as a side Character. Later on he got his own game called one night at flumpty. Which was made by a developer called jonochrome. That’s also where flumpty got most of his fame from.

He was obviously inspired by humpty Dumpty

Also he murdered my fucking herny once.

Hi, im Flumpty Bumpty. Im an egg!

Flumpty Bumpty by The aubergine man September 14, 2020

flumptacious 

flumptacious is a word that describes plus sized rapper, lizzos booty. not to be confused with the word flumpatious.

when lizzo twerks, you may indeed hear someone say “wow lizzo, your ass sure is flumptacious.”

flumptacious by anal lease January 4, 2020