Flexuring 

someone who gets more women than zanency

Flexuring got rejected by Flex Seal (oh no)

Flexuring by flexuriruriruring February 12, 2021

HAMDAN FLEXING 

Being overly obnoxious when bragging on your soccer skills.
OMG BOIS 69 GOALS IN THE BAG LES GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
MY TEAM IS GONNA DESTROY YOUR TEAM BECAUSE IM ON IT
IM GETTING CALLED UP
but....most importantly
IM MAKING THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSS

i scored THE ONLY GOAL IN MY SOCCER GAME TODAY, oh shit, I'm HAMDAN FLEXING.

HAMDAN FLEXING by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

twist-a-flexing 

Someone who has exceeded their limit of methaphetamines and cannot control their limbs. Past the point of spun ducky woo woo.

She called us to come help her cause her boyfriend was twist-a-flexing.

twist-a-flexing by Jonezin July 19, 2013

fake flexing 

When you flex something that isn’t yours

Ex: “Hey let me borrow your gucci belt to post on my story “
“Damn bro why you fake flexing”

fake flexing by Shikaflaka October 29, 2017

Hamdan Flexing 

Flexing your soccer skills to the point where its insanely funny.
"hey guys i just scored 69 GOALS IN THE BAG"
BYE GUYS TIME TO PLAY WITH ADULTS
IM GONNA MAKE THE FUCKING GRADE 11 SOCCER TEAM BITCHESSSSS
i just beat some ITALIAN SWEATS 4-1

i scored the only goal on my team. wait, im HAMDAN FLEXING

Hamdan Flexing by Super Wizard September 21, 2019

Flexing 

The act of bragging about money-related things, such as about how much money you have, or about expensive possessions like designer clothing. Often done by young kids and DoucheTubers.

I hate this YouTuber, because all he does is just keep flexing on his fans and then call it “comedy”.

Flexing by nlolhere March 24, 2020

flexing for your homie 

Flexing for your homie: An unnecessary flex for your homie about his dough,cheddar, gravy, guap or any of the like when said person doesn’t have shit

Guy 1: My friend has $30,000 in the bank he probably makes alot of money.
Guy 2: Why’re you flexing for your homie like that, what about you, that’s hella random!

Guy 1: whatever man..

flexing for your homie by Itsyourguykev May 3, 2021