Flouring

To pour and spread any amount of baking flour onto another person's car, home, or other personal property.

Flouring Carly Favor was so worth all the consequences. Bitch deserved it.

by So worth it May 21, 2011

Flouring

Using baking flour to show where the wet spots on a big girl are for sex.

Mikey enjoyed flouring his girlfriend before sex so that he could provide himself a roadmap of different wet folds to enjoy.

by Mo Greene April 20, 2023

fourth flooring

When one male seeks attention and acceptance from another male.

To perform ritual "Daps" to seek another males acknowledgement and approval.

A Cavin eyes up a larger, more fitted male and quickly starts a conversation with him. He then talks him up soon afterwards. This is considered Fourth Flooring. Or, 4th Flooring.

by Geiger July 20, 2008

Flooring

Flooring, an alternate way to say getting pounded. This term can be used to say innuendos, or if you are trying to be indirect with your partner or friends.

Stan, "I heard you laid some hardwood flooring in Susan's bedroom last night"
Steven, "yeah I floored till the job was done"

by The_avid_smoker June 15, 2020

Top Flooring

You MUST top floor if you want to take the first step toward knowing EITHER how long it will take OR who even lives there. Everyone needs to put their hands in the sink, but the shower can only be on after the Winter Solstice. Otherwise, burn the chair in the corner.

Bill is top flooring that phone. Now he's a shoe.

by Putzppoomer November 17, 2016

Hardwood Flooring

Verb: Hardwood Flooring is the act of displaying one's large thick rock hard blood-engorged penis in such a manner that the viewer, usually female, is totally awestruck, or "floored". Hardwood Flooring can be used to jumpstart a relationship, or to entice said viewer to engage the "hard wood" with either the mouth, vagina, or sometimes anus.

"Man, that bitch at the party was cold as ice, paying no attention to anyone, then a dude got her attention with some Hardwood Flooring. That changed her little tune, alright."

"I had no idea that Lawrence was gay. I mean, I really don't care, but when I saw his response to Hardwood Flooring I was really surprised."

by That Dude That Knows August 27, 2020

flooring

To lye on the floor after consuming a massive meal. The bloated feeling is eased and the horizontal position of your body aids digestion.

After my sixth helping at Thanksgiving I had to do some serious flooring or I thought I would die.

by coinflipper November 27, 2009