flacuring

A verb I made up that describes when you fart and you feel like you've followed through in your pants, but one you go to the bathroom to check, you haven't pooped your pants. Past Tense: Flacured. Future Tense: Flacure

Earlier today, I flacured and it was very stressful, because I was paranoid I had really followed through and that everyone would find out. I hate flacuring.

by RaidtheGamer February 21, 2025

funcuring

To throw mashed potatoes at hippos.

"I was over there funcuring the hippos!"

by Surreal November 28, 2003

flauging

to act like someone or something you're not (as in drive a car that's not yours)

Mike wuz flauging in his pops' Benz.

by dood June 23, 2003

flatulingus

licking a gasious asshole for mutual sexual gratification.

He engaged in flatulingus like he had been poisoned, and her asshole contained the antidote

by wuwu October 6, 2006

double featuring

The act of smoking marijuana 5-7 hours into an acid trip and experiencing a sudden and intense resurgence in the LSD experience, often resulting in astral traveling, melting faces, fractal vision, and extreme and aggressive sleeplessness, not to mention the total inability to drive.

N: double feature, double featurer

Although her initial plans for the evening didn't include double featuring, Agatha soon found herself traveling into space through the popcorn ceiling.

by George Elliot September 22, 2009

Anal Flavouring

A subtile way of saying ones cooking isn't the greatest.

Mom, did you put anal flavouring in your spaghetti sauce?

by KevinVilleneuve August 21, 2007

featuring

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way

And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!

by CamNi October 26, 2008