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Flexturing 

A combination of flexing and gesturing. Commonly seen among men in their early twenties gesturing during conversation in a way that lets us all know how jacked and tan they are. Primarily used as a method of flirtation.
Person A : Look at Chad over there, he's gripping that beer bottle so hard right now.

Person B : Oh no brah, he's flexturing, he just wants that girl to recognize how vascular his forearms are.
Flexturing by Poopyscotch September 28, 2015
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Flirting with a friend or significant other using a text message. Seen as a precursor to sexting.
I've been flexting with this chick for weeks. Tonight's the big night. I think we might start sexting.
flexting by wordmaestro September 2, 2011

double featuring

The act of smoking marijuana 5-7 hours into an acid trip and experiencing a sudden and intense resurgence in the LSD experience, often resulting in astral traveling, melting faces, fractal vision, and extreme and aggressive sleeplessness, not to mention the total inability to drive.

N: double feature, double featurer
Although her initial plans for the evening didn't include double featuring, Agatha soon found herself traveling into space through the popcorn ceiling.
double featuring by George Elliot September 22, 2009

featuring 

serving, as in presentation and showcasing usually in a fashionable way
And what are you featuring?

1990 Thierry Mugler girl!
featuring by CamNi October 26, 2008
A person texts so much, to the extent that it becomes regular excersize and said person's hands and arms become very muscular.
Because of flexting, I can text 320 words a minutes and bench my new, hotter girlfriend.
flexting by raichupal June 11, 2011

Flexuring 

someone who gets more women than zanency
Flexuring got rejected by Flex Seal (oh no)
Flexuring by flexuriruriruring February 12, 2021

featuring that 

featuring that means to show that it is a part of you, your life, or your belongings.

as what you have or act like, that other people can see or notice about you.

if you are featuring something, that means you like it or will show it about you.
"im not featuring that."
"I'm totally featuring that."
featuring that by greybear January 2, 2017