Flatusque

This is like a title. Basically, it means 'FARTBAG' i.e. Flatus from flatulence, and Que or Queue as in 'waiting line' or 'holding area'. It places title to 'The pull my finger guy' giving them the respect they deserve.

And now I'd like to introduce Flatusque of Cincinnati please welcome ledbetter Brown

by FranklinFooter May 11, 2022

Flatuscents

(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.

Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.

by The Grute Man October 4, 2010

flatusphere

the layer in the atmosphere below the ozone layer where all your stinky farts end up

Man, that fart was one for the flatusphere!

by ndmama April 16, 2011

flatusteam

When yore taking a super hot shower, and the mirrors are foggy or the whole prison/locker room is steamed up and you rip a super nasty ripe fart that your friend/roommate/everyone in the gym stalls or prison showers can smell(this works best with at least one guy or the more the merrier getting caught in the lurid stink wake). smaller rooms are better with more smell/ratio/size/#of people

roommate 1 eric are you done in the shower man I've got a date tonight christophers gf broke up since he's a finsterwald and nows my chance brah
roomate 2 hang on kyle im not feeling so great after attending the chilli conest i gotta ffarrUUGGGHHHH!!!
roomate 2 goddamint eric!! not again with the damn flatusteam!!it smells like sewage!!!

by rayjay91 April 14, 2023

Flatusphere

The sphere around the buttocks where flatulence is excreted.

My flatusphere is greater than yours!

by FreakShelly April 4, 2009

Flatusize

Farting when exercising.

geez...I flatusized when doing situps at the gym.

by Scubadoobadoo January 9, 2009

flatuaquatics

flatuaquatics refers to an event where flatulence or "farts" sounds muffled by liquid, but is, in fact, dry. It may also sound like what is known as a "wet fart", or a "Shart", when someone farts and a little shit comes out.

Steve: "Dood, Tyler, did you just crap your pants?"

Tyler: "No, just some flatuaquatics"

Steve: "You sure?"

Tyler: "Let me check, yep".

Steve: "Oh, cool."

by T-Hood t.c. December 10, 2009