Flatuscents

(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.

Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.

by The Grute Man October 4, 2010

flatusense

Knowing when and where to fart.

For God's sake, I'm eating! That's just poor flatusense.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

Flatucense

A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works.

Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.

I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead.

by ipdaily February 26, 2011

flatusense

The innate ability to sniff out a fart before anyone else.

Don't drop one here. With her flatusense she'll be sure to notice.

by Mozart February 3, 2004

Flatucants

The sensation experienced when unable to pass wind due to social or environmental restrictions.

John needed to let one rip but the pretty girl nearby caused Flatucants.

by paul007 January 26, 2015