Flatucants 

The sensation experienced when unable to pass wind due to social or environmental restrictions.

John needed to let one rip but the pretty girl nearby caused Flatucants.

Flatucants by paul007 January 26, 2015

Flatuscents 

(Flat, U, scents) noun The method of determining what someone ingested based upon the odor of their subsequent flatulent release.

Yeah so then we were going to the ... HEY! What's that smell?!?! You had Scottish eggs and beer again didn't you? I can tell by your flatuscents.

Flatuscents by The Grute Man October 4, 2010

Flatucense 

A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works.

Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.

I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead.

Flatucense by ipdaily February 26, 2011

flatucate 

To simultaneously fart and shit at the same time. Typically occurs during periods of monsoon-like diarreah.

Tina flatucated and is now minus one pair of clean panties.

flatucate by Tim December 19, 2004

Flatulante 

A combination of the words flatulent and vigilante, flatulence meaning of course, the act of breaking wind (farting), and vigilante meaning a person who is not in law enforcement, but tries to bring criminals to justice (motherfucking Batman). A flatulante then, is someone who punishes criminal or incredibly tasteless behavior with a fart to the head or face.

Dude, did you hear about the guy who farted on a kid's head in a superstore because the kid was being a shithead to his mom? That guy is the very first flatulante!

Flatulante by Justin Appropriate October 20, 2014

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome 

When an individual has an uncontrollable urge to fart in quiet populated areas such as a library, classroom, church, or bookstore.

The bald guy in the back pew of church must have Flatulant Torrets Syndrome , he blows ass every Sunday morning in church! I also saw him in the library after hearing someone break wind behind me!

Flatulant Torrets Syndrome by Jtentoo13 July 24, 2010

Flatulant 

as in fat . intelligence intelligent a smart ass. a man of twisted mind or personality

that flatulant Frog grifted me on my doobage

basicaly translates to
that fat smartass frenchman ripped me off for my weed.

Flatulant by TheFlatulantFrog August 29, 2008