Flatucense

A product placed in one’s ass to make their farts smell like baked goods. These are chemically engineered suppositories designed to achieve critical mass upon exposure to methane and catalyze to emit odors that intermingle with ones flatulence. Initial popular brands of this incense for the ass were buttered popcorn, chocolate chip cookie dough, and apple pie. It is rumored that Old Spice, Irish Spring, and black licorice Flatucense are in the works.

Gringo: Wow, your mom must be baking 30 dozen cookies.

I.P.Dailey: No, man. I had broccoli, crab cakes, and brussel sprouts for lunch and I've been dropping enough ass to run a bio-gas powered 18-wheeler. Fortunately, I put in a Flatucense and you get to smell my ass-baked chocolate chip cookies instead.

by ipdaily February 26, 2011

flatulence

the violent evacuation of intestinal gases

He gave his opinion on handling the war in Afghanistan, suggesting the United States send a squad of Midwestern football fans whose diets consist of cabbage, cheese and beer and let their flatulence cripple everyone in range.

by mackhallux September 19, 2010

Symphony of Flatulence

1. When a group of kids (usually boys) get together and start farting one after another creating many different sounds like an off key orchestra.

Tommy’s slumber party became a symphony of flatulence after the kids had eaten baked beans with their hamburgers at dinner.

by Buddy Dog December 14, 2018

nocturnal flatulence

The act of releasing gas, farting, during sleep. sleep induced farting.

My girlfriend had a bad case of nocturnal flatulence lastnight. She kept me awake all night.

by Satbandit April 30, 2010

Flatulence hoe

a hood rat who farts during the act

Oh shiz!! Get outta here flatulence hoe, you farted on my face!!

by TombolaTagada April 23, 2009

gasasstic flatulence

A fart that is so explosive and smelly that it literally shakes the foundation of a building.

“Man, Joe just blew gasasstic flatulence so power and loud that the entire floor moved. No air freshener could remove the stench.”

by joseph blough March 25, 2022

Flatulence

A very intelligent way of describing something very immature

The adult male expelled flatulence through his anus. It did not emit a sound wave with an amplitude or frequency that could be noticed by the human ear, but it still emitted a stench that could cause an alligator in Louisiana to enter cardiac arrest.

by nilethe146 August 9, 2015