flusterbate

When a girl gets you so frustrated you need to masturbate.

Man, that girl Virgo got me so flusterbated.

flusterbate by ios37 October 17, 2011

Flusterbate

Upsetting oneself greatly, especially while performing a task by oneself that one took it upon themself to do.

"Dude, whenever I try to actually accomplish anything around the house I start messing things up and FLUSTERBATE myself..."

Flusterbate by Locke Kole November 5, 2009

Flusterbate

To become so infuriated and discontent that a person all of a sudden blows their load

I had to flusterbate because i was so angry at that girl who kicked my frisbee but at the same time she was pretty

Flusterbate by Jwynn July 7, 2009

flusterbate

Flusterbation is when one is walked in on (particularly by authority figures such as one's parents) during the act of masturbation.

"I wanted to jack off but my dad was in the other room, and I was afraid of flusterbating."

"Yeah, it would suck to flusterbate."

flusterbate by XGR January 3, 2009

Flusterbate

To hatefuck yourself - the more painful the better - instead of lube use salt or chalk

Tyrone Biggins flusterbates 6-10 times a day.

Flusterbate by Rick James May 5, 2004

Flusterbate

(verb) /fləs-tər-bāt/

To get so turned on mid-conversation that you lose track of what you were saying and just mentally check into an X-rated daydream.

She said “power dynamic,” and I flusturbated so hard I forgot my own name. Flusterbate.

Flusterbate by CtrlAltDeLICK March 26, 2025

frusterbate 

This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.

"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.

frusterbate by running out of patience May 2, 2009