Flusterbated
The acct of being flustered or turned on. Being extremely frustrated and horny. Not to be confused with masturbated.
Flusterbated by AngelDemon July 10, 2003
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Flusterbated
Flusterbated by Team FUKU November 1, 2020
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Flusterbated
Refined Definition: To attempt to masturbate but fail to reach climax specifically because you are overwhelmed by the emotional frustration, longing, or loneliness of your significant other not being there with you.
How the Context Shifts the Meaning
In this specific context, the definition shifts from general anxiety to a very precise, modern romantic dilemma:
• The Expectation: You are highly aroused because you are thinking about your partner, or you are trying to substitute solo play for the intimacy you wished you were sharing with them.
• The Reality: Instead of being a release, the act becomes a stark reminder that they are absent.
• The Mental Block: That sudden wave of loneliness or "fluster" kills the physical momentum, making it impossible to ejaculate.
How the Context Shifts the Meaning
In this specific context, the definition shifts from general anxiety to a very precise, modern romantic dilemma:
• The Expectation: You are highly aroused because you are thinking about your partner, or you are trying to substitute solo play for the intimacy you wished you were sharing with them.
• The Reality: Instead of being a release, the act becomes a stark reminder that they are absent.
• The Mental Block: That sudden wave of loneliness or "fluster" kills the physical momentum, making it impossible to ejaculate.
Duane Willis was sitting in his 1976 GMC R.V. trying to masturbate but found himself flusterbated by the overwhelming fact that Patricia was not there.
Flusterbated by Stella Soo Lee November 2, 2026
frusterbate
This is what sexually frustrated teenagers do when trying to deal with stirrings from the opposite sex.
"I sure had a severe case of blue balls when Sandy kept beaving me at the party. I had to frusterbate at the filling station on the way home.
frusterbate by running out of patience May 2, 2009
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fusterated by L0RDR4G3 July 24, 2012
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flusterated by mstabbycat February 5, 2009
Frusterbated
Jerking off or masturbating without achieving orgasm leaving intense frustration.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
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adjective for something you nearly achieved, but failed at.
Example 1 - My girlfriend was giving me a great handjob last night, until the phone rang and she stopped to answer it. I was so frusterbated.
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Example 2 - Man I am so frusterbated, I was halfway through and realized I was late for work and had to stop to get ready.
Example 3 - I was on the last level of that game and the computer crashed on the final scene. So frusterbating!
Frusterbated by twiggiwig July 22, 2009
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