"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."
Dialect originating from the Mohawk Valley region of upstate New York specifically Fort Plain and Canajoharie. Sounds as if a person is drawing out their speech starting with a long "jeeesus" and ending in a "oh yalt, yalt".
That man has the creek pig drawl. I believe he is Lapinese.
Canajoharie and Fort Plain is crawling with people who speak Lapinese.