"Yeah, that fag Alex is a total fapanese. He's always downloading shit like cartoons of Pikachu yiffing that one homo from Pokemon and Sailor Moon with a huge dick eating shit."

fapanese by Paki Stan July 2, 2005

Flapinese

Flappy and saggy skinned old people.

"Hey, look at all them flapinese hanging around the gazebo!"

Flapinese by we-take-your-breath-away June 12, 2009

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fapanese

You are fapanese if
A - You watch porn of someone of Asian decent, or if you fap to any depiction of an Asian.
B - You are an Asian who makes porn.
C - You have had sex with an Asian or, informally, if you would like to have sex with an Asian.

It is an offshoot of the term wapanese.

Ron is such a fapanese with his Kristin Kreuk crush.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because everyone has done this slutty Sakura chick.

My school ought to be called Fapanese High because of this hot Sakura girl everyone wants to do; but she is a Christian so no one has.

fapanese by x.L.x June 10, 2010

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Fapanese

Japanese people you would fap to.

"Want to see my Fapanese list?"

Fapanese by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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