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Flapgaggle 

Describes the event where your tallywhacker is caught between the "vent" in the front of mens underwear.
I've been flapgaggled in the the past, and I can say with surety that I don't care for it.
Flapgaggle by Papakeith March 24, 2007

Flapgrappling 

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.
Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.
Flapgrappling by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

flagaphile 

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.
Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008
Word of the Day on April 26, 2007

Flaplapper 

Woman who eats or licks pussy.
That bulldyke is a flaplapper.
Flaplapper by icloseem January 11, 2009
"she flaptap'd the shit out of him"
"Go on Flaptap him"
flaptap by Smims April 18, 2012

Flapsapien

1.An anally charged super person, who randomly shag's constipated fish nipples, whist licking panda testicles.

2.Mr Maltby
O Mr maltby! You are a FLAPSAPIEN!!!! :P
Flapsapien by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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