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Flapgaggle 

Describes the event where your tallywhacker is caught between the "vent" in the front of mens underwear.
I've been flapgaggled in the the past, and I can say with surety that I don't care for it.
Flapgaggle by Papakeith March 24, 2007

Flapgrappling 

The act of slapping one's beef curtains with the male sausage link.
Carson was too scared to have sex with Kaileigh, so he resorted to flapgrappling.
Flapgrappling by Miles Kane January 13, 2008

flagaphile 

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.
Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.
flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008

Flaplapper 

Woman who eats or licks pussy.
That bulldyke is a flaplapper.
Flaplapper by icloseem January 11, 2009
"she flaptap'd the shit out of him"
"Go on Flaptap him"
flaptap by Smims April 18, 2012

Flapsapien

1.An anally charged super person, who randomly shag's constipated fish nipples, whist licking panda testicles.

2.Mr Maltby
O Mr maltby! You are a FLAPSAPIEN!!!! :P
Flapsapien by turbo_fatter November 19, 2004