flagaphile 

One is so patriotic that they would gladly mate with the American flag.

Stephen Colbert is a flagaphile.

flagaphile by David Altena December 25, 2008

Fagophile 

A person who is both a faggot and a pedophile which makes them a fagophile

-Danny Ryan

That man is a fagophile

Fagophile by DannyDanny25 September 4, 2022

flagophile 

An ultra-patriotic individual who sees their nation's flag as something sacred. The individual generally shows profound love for it through speech and displaying it ubiquitously to the point that others may think he or she has sexual feelings for it.

"You should have seen all the flagophiles downtown today."
"Yeah, it's Veterans' Day."

flagophile by AnarchoGrow March 16, 2012

fagophile 

a person loving all things gay

Jim and Susan are such fagophiles; they bring their kids to the Pride Parade and Festival every year. They even have a Pride sticker on their SUV.

fagophile by azbankr May 6, 2014

floraphile 

A person who enjoys have sexual intercourse with floral vegetation.

Example 1:

Chris' date stood him up and so he went home to relieve the sexual tension by engaging with floraphillia with a tree in his garden.

Example 2:

Julian: Sophus, what's your favourite type of floraphillia?
Sophus: Probably engaging with anal sex with my cactus, I'm a self-diagnosed floraphile.

floraphile by TheGreatWhiteBuffalo May 16, 2014

Flagophilia

Noun.

Def:

1. An obsessional love of flags.
2. Placing the love of flags over the rights & needs of people
3. Sexual perversion in which flags are the preferred sexual object.

Concerned with the recent desire for everything to include flags as a distraction from real politics.

That Tory MP is a real flagophilia, did you see how many Union Jacks he had in his bedroom

Flagophilia by Flagshag March 23, 2021

Floraphile 

A person who has sex/ or rapes flowers and other plants.

A: Why are you sad?
B: I don't hang out with my friend anymore.
A: Why not?
B: She raped my flower, she's a floraphile.

Floraphile by DeadPigeon April 21, 2018