Maltby 

A small town inbetween Rotherham and Tickhill. It is an absolute shithole full of chavs and druggies and has nothing of value.

Saw about 10 crackheads in a corner driving through Maltby the other day.

Maltby by TheWickedBitchIsDead May 26, 2021

maltby 

a village full of drugies, scrubbers and gypos it is a compleate dive

maltby? what a shit hole

maltby by maltby sucks August 21, 2008

Maltby 

definition can be found at: www.goatse.cx

Maltby by Anonymous October 29, 2003

Maltby 

the smallest of small towns, known for the "maltby cafe" which is really just a cafe thats over filled with families trying to get something other than the cheap crap they get at the biggest store (Albersons). the only 2 schools in it are the elementary school, Maltby Elementary, and Hidden River Middle School, you actually have to drive down to Monroe to get to the only high school in the district. Monroe High. Of course we have like 3 gas stations and we have subway and McDondolds. but to actually shop you have to go to woodenville, and the closest mall is in either Seattle or Lynnwood.

I used to live in this tiny town and would argue to my dad because he said its not really a town. but it is. Maltby is deffinately a town

Maltby by kayci lynn tanner May 4, 2011

Maltby lorry 

A good place to hide an illicit traffic cone. Therefore this is the most hated vehicle of little fat security guards who think they're the most important people in the world.

Why is Pork Scotch looking more miserable than usual?

He's just seen a Maltby lorry go past. Those things always give him nightmares.

Maltby lorry by Flappy Dickwad May 7, 2009

Maltby Heroes 

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

Maltby Heroes by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

Maltby Bog 

Formerly Known as, Nogtard's Bog. The bog that belonged to Nogtard until it was put on the Maltby Lorry aside the Pork Scotch Cone. A day after the bog claimed residency of the lorry, a packet of ginger found its way into the bog. mmm, ginger.

Nogtard: Nickin me bog then?

Dad: It belongs to the heroes now. It's called the Maltby Bog.

Maltby Bog by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick July 27, 2009