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Fanaphobia

Irrational fear of ceiling fans, pertaining to a fan possibly falling from the ceiling.
I was laying under the fan and realized the hinges could be coming loose! - fanaphobia
Fanaphobia by HulkSmash89 June 26, 2010

Fanaphobia

General irrational fear of ceiling fans, or of having one fall on you.
My office has a ceiling fan, but because of my fananphobia, I can't go into that room.
I have fanaphobia, which means I'm irrationally terrified of ceiling fans.
Fanaphobia by fluffycartoons October 13, 2015

Fupaphobia 

A man who is scared of a woman with a fat upper pussy area (FUPA)
I can't date a girl with a FUPA due to my fupaphobia
Fupaphobia by Fupaphobia May 1, 2014

fapfaphobia 

noun: The fear of masturbation, or the sound of it.
*fap fap fap fap*

Person A: AAAAARGH!! Stop it!

Person B: What?

Person A: That sound! Stop fapping! It's killing me! IF I DIE FROM THIS I WILL HAUNT YOUUUUU

Person B: ...Yeah, dying from me masturbating. Pfft. *fap fap fap* You have fapfaphobia.

Person A: Arghhhh! STOP IT!
fapfaphobia by lefappie August 7, 2012

Flatuphobia 

Fear of farting. This term initially referred to the fear of accidental bowel movements, however it is commonly associated with enclosed spaces such as elevators or in very quiet environments, such as a church service.
When you fear that you may not be able to safely fart without soiling yourself, you are suffering from flatuphobia.
Flatuphobia by Cornfire September 26, 2009

fataphobia 

person who has a fear of fat people and who constantly insults them.
Yvonne's fataphobia has caused her to shy away from people with unusally large girths because a FAT person sat on her as a child!
fataphobia by Danielle April 6, 2005