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fanapple 

(noun) Someone who has stepped over the line between healthy fandom and obsession with Applebee's

(verb) The act of screaming, jumping up and down, crying, and almost passing out after an interaction with Applebee's or getting Applebee's to follow you on Twitter. Also, this is the way ARB acts whenever a member of one direction is online.

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The Applebee's Reply Squad on Twitter talks about One Direction, Justin Bieber, XFactor, and Idol more than they talk about their own food. Applebee's tweets pop stars and "Fanapples" with the rest of the fandom.
I FANAPPLE EVERY TIME I THINK ABOUT SHIPPING HAPPLEBEES
or
I"M FANAPPLING BECAUSE YOU FOLLOWED ME. I CAN"T BREATHE. I JUST...
fanapple by arb January 17, 2013

Flanipulation

The act of uncharacteristacally flirting with an indivdual to manipulate an outcome, deal, or decision. Once the goal is acheived, the flirting comes to an abrupt halt.
Ethan: "Is James seriously flirting with the gay guy behind the starbucks counter??"

Tom: "Yeah, but don't worry, it's just flanipulation. He's a bigger cheapskate than he is a heterosexual and hates paying for expensive coffee"
Flanipulation by Flyn Hawaiin September 4, 2010
The opposite of erect nipples. When one has flat nipples

Fl(at) - (n)ipples = Flipples
"My word Sharon, how can you still have Flipples? Im so cold, it looks likes i'm smuggling brazil nuts under here!"
Flipples by Panons January 19, 2007

franapple 

Franapple is i a stupid person that sucks at everything and can't do anything right.
my friend Dan is such a Franapple he got fired from 20 jobs
franapple by apple seller December 8, 2010

Flapples 

Wow... did you ever see the Flapples on Simon Cowell? DISGUSTING!
Flapples by Saralee78 December 17, 2011
The piece of apple that remains slightly attached by the skin when a bite is not executed to the fullest extent.
Victoria's proudly flicking a piece of apple still connected to the rest and Julia says "Wow... that is a niiiice flapple."
flapple by Fodrizzle Stevens September 21, 2012