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Flakass

Somebody who unnecessarily criticizes somebody, everybody, or a small group of people like an asshole for no reason other than being an annoying ass prick.
Person 1: “Jeremy is such a fucking flakass.”
Person 2: “I know right! One time I was trying write an essay and this mf looks at it in 3 seconds and then pulls out a 5 page lecture about how bad it is before I even started writing it!”
by A human I guess August 28, 2022
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Flakasaurus rex

n. (flake-a-sore-us-rex) a. Someone who is unreliable and never does what they say they are going to do.
b. The biggest flake you know.
Tim: Hey, John, I thought you said you were coming.

John: No, dude, I have to wash my dog.

Tim: You're such a flakasaurus rex.
by -Angel- July 16, 2011
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flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.
It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.
by DefNotRight January 17, 2018
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flatasstic

If a chick is otherwise fine but her ass is lacking, she's flatasstic. Usually used to reject an attempt to rate her as a dime.
Yeah, she's tight as hell but she's still flatasstic.
by Machete April 11, 2005
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flakeassbia

The term flakeassbia is used in a disrespectful form towards Woodcliff Lakers. It basically means that your a fucking pussy ass bitch, who gets no ass.
Woodcliff Laker - "YOUR GAY, YOUR MOM!!!!"
Montvaler - "Good One! flakeassbia."
by fajoses December 15, 2008
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Flatassed

Damn Pablo, have you noticed that my sister is flatassed!
by meitesties June 5, 2013
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Flatass fatass

A fat guy with a flat ass.
Mike Pulaski is a single flatass fatass who keeps eating brisket after brisket. He's gonna be over 300 lbs soon.
by Solid Mantis October 15, 2017
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