flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

by DefNotRight January 17, 2018

Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight February 26, 2016

dry sheaves

After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

by DefNotRight February 09, 2016

dry sheaves

When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

by DefNotRight February 08, 2016