Urban Dictionary: Definitions by DefNotRight

flatasstrophy

The condition which causes the breakdown of the gluteus maximus muscle caused by age, poor genetics, or skipping leg day at the gym.

It’s apparent he isn’t doing squats in the gym because he has major flatasstrophy.

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When a person continues to have the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

I pooped 3 times this morning and had dry sheaves for an hour.

dry sheaves by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

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After pooping, still having the urge to poop but there is nothing left.

My stomach is cramping and I've had dry sheaves all day.

dry sheaves by DefNotRight September 22, 2016

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The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

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